fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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