Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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