Well apparently he's into motor boating.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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