38 yer olds are good kisserssss
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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