But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I need help removing her.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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