Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
