at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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