But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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