i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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