How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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