I need help removing her.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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