In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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