Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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