Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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