My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I think i got beer on your cat.
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