508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
