Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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