How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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