How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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