Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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