Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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