no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just tell him i said nine months
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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