Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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