It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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