Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
