Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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