Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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