Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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