well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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