he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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