People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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