Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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