I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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