Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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