Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
