if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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