All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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