I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
