I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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