absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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