i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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