with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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