if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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