your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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