I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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