Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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