ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Randomize
