why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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