I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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