we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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