Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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