I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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