but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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