I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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